A Toyota Camry on My Wrist

Breitling with the the Rosetta Stones in it, How do I say “My wrist is Frozen” in French!!! THIS IS NOT MINE so don’t try to rob me. LOL.

A guy was looking at it so I tried it on so he can see how it look on someone…..

Jeweler: “Conflict Free Diamonds….”
Customer: ” How Much?”
Jeweler: “$ ##,###”
Me: “How much for one with Blood Diamonds in it?”