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This is a personal story not to many of y’all know about that I wanted to share. People around me growing always wondered why I acted a certain way or I never shared too much about what was going on mentally and emotionally on the inside. Here is a JOURNEY of what some 15yr to 18yr olds dealt with coming up.
This story will air this Friday on ComedyCentral at Midnight.
Thanks This Is Not Happening Presents for letting me share this with you all.
JUST had another awkward moment. It was a dream of mine to meet the Urban Outlaw himself. Magnus Walker!!!! When I had the 944 Porsche, I used to leave the comedy clubs after 2am in the morning and drive through downtown hoping that I would catch him in the 911 Porsche doing a night run. The plan was to just ride along the side of him like two fighter pilots taking the jets out for a run. It was a silly dream. I knew Magnus and my paths would cross one day and thanks to Ethan Lipsitz and Marcus Russell Price it did. It just was not on the empty streets of downtown Los Angles at 3am doing sixty through a tunnel, it was on foot. AND he spoke to me first! Probably because I was standing there quiet, trying not to shit my hands. I had a gang of questions lined up to ask him but all that came out when I met him was, “Can you sign this?” He agreed. He also agreed to do a photo but I was so nervous I took the wrong view cropping myself out of the picture. Now it look like I photo bombed a picture with him and Ethan. So I just had another awkward photo moment of 2015. So dreams can come true, but not like you imagined.
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Honestly I f#cked up my first take because when she read her legs I started stuttering, I had to apologize for everybody!!!
Tonight on @MTV2GuyCode at 11/10c I f#ck up wearing this shirt by itself!!!!!….oh yeah and ladies. But mostly this shirt.
What the f#ck is this?!!! Is it an old medical device where you can get a rectal exam and also get your tonsil tested at the same time?
I forgot where I took this picture, its dope though. Looks like a little mushroom!
These are some stills, from the fat cops and fish up segments I shot for The Eric Andre Show. If you haven’t seen the show check it out, its INSANE!!!! Check out these FAT SUITS!!
This is a chandelier made of old flash lights which is cool. But at night it looks like an UFO invasion!!!. These are just a few shots that I didn’t lose on my Joshua tree trip.
Not a lot blow my mind but sh#t was unbelievable. I received a message about doing a comedy festival in Maui. My manger told me that they was going to fly me out and put me up, etc etc….”WHAT, WHERE?!!”
I thought it was a joke because I never heard of the @MauiComedyFest before. Found out its was the first one that they were having. I heard that “even one day the sun shines on a dogs ass” this trip was that day!!!! Because it was real!!!
Look at that view from the terrace, I remember looking out thinking, “I cant believe this sh#t, I got here from telling jokes? This is weird….amazing” The @SheratonMaui is dope because you have the Black Cliff nearby where I had a chance to swim with two of the biggest sea turtles Ive ever swam with!
Sarong but all So Right. I wore this to the blessing. Blessings are traditional in Hawaiian protocol. The purpose of Blessing Ceremonies is to invite the goodness from the highest for Aloha, protection, peace, happiness and success. As well to say thank you to the highest!
This was JUST embarrassing right here, f#ck you wind!! LOL..#Chickenlegs
At this blessing we was 40 feet above over 1800 Hawaiian Ancestors and you can almost fill the spirits in the air OR it was weed smoke!
Also @MauiRoadsters where nice enough to let us rent this Porsche 356! So………we had a Ferris Bueller Day Off Moment! Off we were, Me and @IamChrisPorter cruising the country side blasting Steely Dan!
When we wasnt in the Roadster which was most of the time we where getting driven around by these @PlatinumMaui limos. Now these are the best seats Ive ever sat in before in my life…hold on, let me take my shirt off.
The infamous Front Street at night!
The Sheraton Pool looks and feels like heaven!!
@SailTrilogy in Maui took us out for a snorkel excursion. This excursion included breakfast and lunch with mimosas made from the Most natural juice ever.
Im like a Black Aqua Man! Honestly I spent about 6 hours in the water! I ended up meditating out there thats how at home I felt under that water.
But it was all underwater games, I still had a job to do so it was time to clock in for the night. These pics are from @Pi_808
Thanks Universe, Maui Comedy Festival, The Laugh Button, The Syndicate, Thanks to All the vendors AND SPECIAL THANKS to the volunteers because they work their asses off!
And Finally Thanks Paul Chamberlain, Im glad we were able to experience each others DREAMS COME TRUE!
This was a dope show! Thanks @BigHern and @Elliemce!
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