My PopularĀ Mechanics

Look at this beautiful headshot, looks like a model right, WRONG..This is HRP-4C A.K.A. love me long time. Standing at just over 5-feet tall and the wieght of a supermodel on cocaine, she was developed by Japan’s National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology. The funny thing is I got accepted into this school because they need black students but decided to stay state side because the Japanese flag looks like period panties. The asian persuasin features 30 motors spread throughout its body with an additional eight motors in its face for expressing general boredom and disgust. This is the first robot with the “NIGGA PLEASE” Look. LOL so life like.. The first picture is when you tell her you have the biggest penis she ever seen, and the second picture is when you show her you have the biggest penis she ever seen…LOL cause she never seen one before..

Its main purpose is entertainment and to attract crowds much like its fleshy counterparts — so don’t expect home cooked meals and laundry service should you take the $200,000 and doesnt cook, clean or do of sexual favors. Unfortunately, HRP-4C didn’t function as planned opening day. Reports say that the robot, “kept looking surprised, opening its mouth and eyes in a stunned expression, like it saw its first Def Jam episode….

Here is a video of what it does which is basically the electric slide. I dont think its a good buy for $200,000, when yo can buy an REAL asian woman for a 80 bucks.

Famous Falls that I like

First, this is for all my GANGSTA’S out there with treadmills, make sure they are turned off before you try to C Walk on that shit. LOL..the flip flops got the fuck on. Then he tried to play it off and fell back on the machine and did a roll tuck. LOL