This is a funny ass interview that was taken and put to music below
written and directed by “Owen Smith”
The reason I never been to the strip club in L.A. up to this point is because I’m from Atlanta, GA (STRIP CLUB CAPITAL OF THE WORLD) and I don’t want to compare and judge. Then after the show at the Hollywood Improv Friday night and I am shaking hands and some new fans are like lets go somewhere else, so we ended up at the strip club. We go to this club called the Body Shop off Sunset in Hollywood. Strip clubs are suppose to have fast music and ass should be popping and shaking everywhere. We walk in and the music is slow and classical, Im like “its awfully romantic in here.” It was half naked chicks sitting on dudes laps talking about iphone application. Im thinking “STRIP CLUB ITS MORE LIKE A STRIP LOUNGE.” A waitress popped up and said that it was a two item drink minimum and there is NO alcoholic beverages was being served. WHAT TYPE OF STRIP CLUB DONT SELL ALCOHOL, WHERE THEY DO THAT AT?…..L MUTHAF#CKIN A. So of course I ask for some Sizzurp (which is Promethazine w/Codeine,Original Sprite Soda,Jolly rancher candy) because its non alcoholic. Of course they dont have sizzurp. “Well let me get two Cokes, then.” The strippers bodies looked normal, matter of fact, I couldn’t tell who was a stripper and who was a chick coming to get a tan under these weird red lights. In the land of fake titties most of these chick here were saving up for a pair. I seen one stripper with no ass her thong was swinging side to side like a pendulum..LOL. I was on twitter the whole time…..here are some of my tweets from there
The dances at this strip are elegant. Its like a naked ballet. Its literally the Nutcracker……
Why does the strippers here have lil purses in their hands. Fake Louis and titties. Swap Meet titties
The BodyShop strip club is the cleanest strip club evr. U can eat off da strippers. WHACK!
First, this is for all my GANGSTA’S out there with treadmills, make sure they are turned off before you try to C Walk on that shit. LOL..the flip flops got the fuck on. Then he tried to play it off and fell back on the machine and did a roll tuck. LOL