That Maui Wowie, Hi in Hi

Not a lot blow my mind but sh#t was unbelievable. I received a message about doing a comedy festival in Maui. My manger told me that they was going to fly me out and put me up, etc etc….”WHAT, WHERE?!!”

I thought it was a joke because I never heard of the @MauiComedyFest before. Found out its was the first one that they were having. I heard that “even one day the sun shines on a dogs ass” this trip was that day!!!! Because it was real!!!

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Look at that view from the terrace, I remember looking out thinking, “I cant believe this sh#t, I got here from telling jokes? This is weird….amazing” The @SheratonMaui is dope because you have the Black Cliff nearby where I had a chance to swim with two of the biggest sea turtles Ive ever swam with!

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Sarong but all So Right. I wore this to the blessing. Blessings are traditional in Hawaiian protocol. The purpose of Blessing Ceremonies is to invite the goodness from the highest for Aloha, protection, peace, happiness and success. As well to say thank you to the highest!

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This was JUST embarrassing right here, f#ck you wind!! LOL..#Chickenlegs
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At this blessing we was 40 feet above over 1800 Hawaiian Ancestors and you can almost fill the spirits in the air OR it was weed smoke!
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Also @MauiRoadsters where nice enough to let us rent this Porsche 356! So………we had a Ferris Bueller Day Off Moment! Off we were, Me and @IamChrisPorter cruising the country side blasting Steely Dan!

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When we wasnt in the Roadster which was most of the time we where getting driven around by these @PlatinumMaui limos. Now these are the best seats Ive ever sat in before in my life…hold on, let me take my shirt off.

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The infamous Front Street at night!
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The Sheraton Pool looks and feels like heaven!!
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@SailTrilogy
in Maui took us out for a snorkel excursion. This excursion included breakfast and lunch with mimosas made from the Most natural juice ever.

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Im like a Black Aqua Man! Honestly I spent about 6 hours in the water! I ended up meditating out there thats how at home I felt under that water.

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But it was all underwater games, I still had a job to do so it was time to clock in for the night. These pics are from @Pi_808

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Thanks Universe, Maui Comedy Festival, The Laugh Button, The Syndicate, Thanks to All the vendors AND SPECIAL THANKS to the volunteers because they work their asses off!

And Finally Thanks Paul Chamberlain, Im glad we were able to experience each others DREAMS COME TRUE!

Our Capital Nation

I had the pleasure of being able to work at one of the best comedy clubs in the nation, the DC Improv Comedy Club. And since it was my first time in “Our Nations Capital” I decided to go see some of those buildings and monuments that I read so much about in History and Social Studies. You can definitely tell so sh#t went down here!

A N#gga taking a picture of a N#gga taking a picture…That sounds like a rap lyric!
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The Washington Monument
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Now thats what I call ERECT!
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So close I can touch it with my d#ck if I do a Kegel!
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“Stankin Lincoln”
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Thats a dope ass jacket, does it come in wool, marble is a little stiff?
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The Nations Capitol and its Roof Braces!!!
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I wouldnt drink out of it!
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I Love a Beautiful Stage

From a show at Washington Jefferson College in Pitt. The budget must have went into the beautiful stage and great acoustics because of the welcome sign below. LOL
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@EricAndre acting a fool!!
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An Intimate Evening!!

If you are in the Los Angeles area next Tues and you are free, come see what everyone is talking about!! LOL NerdMelt Showroom off Sunset Blvd.
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Broken Comedy

Photos from @BrokenComedy in Brooklyn, New York. It was so cold that night, I got close to whatever heat I could find.
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Gentrifying Canada w/ Hannibal Buress

I had fun working with @HannibalBuress at the Edmonton Canada Comic Strip!! Its inside West Edmonton Mall, the biggest mall in North America. Inside this mall the have a water park, hockey, ice skating, a theme park with roller coasters, even muthafuggin ZIP LINING!!!!

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