A model car Lahna Turner got for me while I was doing her and Ralphie May’s Podcast called The Perfect 10!
That Maui Wowie, Hi in Hi
Not a lot blow my mind but sh#t was unbelievable. I received a message about doing a comedy festival in Maui. My manger told me that they was going to fly me out and put me up, etc etc….”WHAT, WHERE?!!”
I thought it was a joke because I never heard of the @MauiComedyFest before. Found out its was the first one that they were having. I heard that “even one day the sun shines on a dogs ass” this trip was that day!!!! Because it was real!!!
Look at that view from the terrace, I remember looking out thinking, “I cant believe this sh#t, I got here from telling jokes? This is weird….amazing” The @SheratonMaui is dope because you have the Black Cliff nearby where I had a chance to swim with two of the biggest sea turtles Ive ever swam with!
Sarong but all So Right. I wore this to the blessing. Blessings are traditional in Hawaiian protocol. The purpose of Blessing Ceremonies is to invite the goodness from the highest for Aloha, protection, peace, happiness and success. As well to say thank you to the highest!
This was JUST embarrassing right here, f#ck you wind!! LOL..#Chickenlegs
At this blessing we was 40 feet above over 1800 Hawaiian Ancestors and you can almost fill the spirits in the air OR it was weed smoke!
Also @MauiRoadsters where nice enough to let us rent this Porsche 356! So………we had a Ferris Bueller Day Off Moment! Off we were, Me and @IamChrisPorter cruising the country side blasting Steely Dan!
When we wasnt in the Roadster which was most of the time we where getting driven around by these @PlatinumMaui limos. Now these are the best seats Ive ever sat in before in my life…hold on, let me take my shirt off.
The infamous Front Street at night!
The Sheraton Pool looks and feels like heaven!!
@SailTrilogy in Maui took us out for a snorkel excursion. This excursion included breakfast and lunch with mimosas made from the Most natural juice ever.
Im like a Black Aqua Man! Honestly I spent about 6 hours in the water! I ended up meditating out there thats how at home I felt under that water.
But it was all underwater games, I still had a job to do so it was time to clock in for the night. These pics are from @Pi_808
Thanks Universe, Maui Comedy Festival, The Laugh Button, The Syndicate, Thanks to All the vendors AND SPECIAL THANKS to the volunteers because they work their asses off!
And Finally Thanks Paul Chamberlain, Im glad we were able to experience each others DREAMS COME TRUE!
An Intimate Evening!!
My 1st Late Night Television Set!!!!
Oh my God, Why do I look 12 years old? Its hard watching yourself on TV. Thanks to Pete Holmes and his wonderful staff. I had a great time delivering some my favorite bits! The interview was fun also.
PARODY: First Kiss
SXSW-South By Southwest Festival!!
“The Ugliest Light Switch EVER!!”
A Toyota Camry on My Wrist
Breitling with the the Rosetta Stones in it, How do I say “My wrist is Frozen” in French!!! THIS IS NOT MINE so don’t try to rob me. LOL.
A guy was looking at it so I tried it on so he can see how it look on someone…..
Jeweler: “Conflict Free Diamonds….”
Customer: ” How Much?”
Jeweler: “$ ##,###”
Me: “How much for one with Blood Diamonds in it?”
Its like watching a Stripper Strip!!
These teardown videos are AMAZING!!! This is stripping at its best, am I right ladies!!! Was filmed by http://www.filmkooperation.com on how to morph a Porsche Carrera 3.2 into a hot rod engine. Part one.
My Serial Optimist Magazine Interview
This is an interview I did with Serial Optimist Magazine. This is for people that WANT/ NEED to know a lil more about me. Check it out on Serial Optimist