FAN-tastic Penmanship


If you ever in San Diego on Tuesdays, it goes down STRESS FREE TUESDAY Hosted by yours truly, 3112 University Ave 7:30pm. Shout out to Tatanisha Blanks

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Splash of watermelon

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Make sure you turn the sound up to hear the splat, This is some funny shit

Kanye West – POWER

This is a great video, the message behind it and the Ancient Egyptian imagery. Directed by artist Marco Brambilla

“In the video Kanye is wearing a chain that has a Horus on the end of it and a Pyramid Ring. Horus was one of the oldest and most powerful deities in Ancient Egypt. He served a number of different purposes, but was most notably the God of the Sky, the God of War and the god of Protection. Horus protected hunters and warriors and gave might to all those who paid tribute to him. It’s a powerful image, and it’s not mystery why West would be attracted to such an intense icon.” Vulture

Body Shop Strip Club….I mean Strip Lounge

The reason I never been to the strip club in L.A. up to this point is because I’m from Atlanta, GA (STRIP CLUB CAPITAL OF THE WORLD) and I don’t want to compare and judge. Then after the show at the Hollywood Improv Friday night and I am shaking hands and some new fans are like lets go somewhere else, so we ended up at the strip club. We go to this club called the Body Shop off Sunset in Hollywood. Strip clubs are suppose to have fast music and ass should be popping and shaking everywhere. We walk in and the music is slow and classical, Im like “its awfully romantic in here.” It was half naked chicks sitting on dudes laps talking about iphone application. Im thinking “STRIP CLUB ITS MORE LIKE A STRIP LOUNGE.” A waitress popped up and said that it was a two item drink minimum and there is NO alcoholic beverages was being served. WHAT TYPE OF STRIP CLUB DONT SELL ALCOHOL, WHERE THEY DO THAT AT?…..L MUTHAF#CKIN A. So of course I ask for some Sizzurp (which is Promethazine w/Codeine,Original Sprite Soda,Jolly rancher candy) because its non alcoholic. Of course they dont have sizzurp. “Well let me get two Cokes, then.” The strippers bodies looked normal, matter of fact, I couldn’t tell who was a stripper and who was a chick coming to get a tan under these weird red lights. In the land of fake titties most of these chick here were saving up for a pair. I seen one stripper with no ass her thong was swinging side to side like a pendulum..LOL. I was on twitter the whole time…..here are some of my tweets from there

The dances at this strip are elegant. Its like a naked ballet. Its literally the Nutcracker……

Why does the strippers here have lil purses in their hands. Fake Louis and titties. Swap Meet titties

The BodyShop strip club is the cleanest strip club evr. U can eat off da strippers. WHACK!

A True Fan

THIS HAPPENS WHEN YOU START MOVING UP IN THE GAME.

Its rare that someone asks you to sign their breast but when they do some questions come to mind.

1.What if Master catches us?.
2.What to write….Property of Byron Bowers….ByronBowersLive.com……Sign my name

So I just signed my name and wrote a tweet on her teet. What am I doing right now twitter? Becoming the Greatest Comedian in the WORLD. And made it long enough to reach the top of the areola.ByronBowersLive

Thanks Kimbalibra