Israel the Promise Land

Here are a few pics from my second trip to the Holy Land.  We started in Tel Aviv, then drove down to Mitzpe Ramon to be in the dessert and jump in the crater.  Driving 160km in the dessert coming from the states is a beautiful thing.  From there I drove down to Eilat to snorkel and swim with the dolphins and salt pools of the dolphin reef.   Then I drove up to float in the Dead Sea.  While floating in the Dead Sea, everything became still and I started to wonder how in the f*ck did I get here?  How did some one that grew up in one of the worst cities in Georgia make it to Isreal, or Japan/ London……..Following my instincts is how.  It’s scary but it has taking me around the world and I have met some amazing people.

Beautiful Morning in Tel Aviv before our drive to the desert.

Arriving in Mitzpe Ramon we went to the crater first.

The view from our room at the Beresheet Hotel and Resort overlooking the crater!  That water was cold as f#ck!

Me and my Motek!!

Also there are wild ibex roaming around in Mitzpe Ramon like stray cats.

Look at the knee boots on the ibex!

For my birthday we did a 6 hour ATV tour in the desert so I got a chance to see the WHOLE crater!  It looks like MARS in the crater!

On top of the crater, we were so high you can see a bird go by.

Driving through the Mitzpe Ramon Crater

I got sooooo dust from the drive, look at the dust in my beard.

Koh Somui Villa at the Orchid Hotel in Eilat.  Got a chance to go to the Dolphin Reef and swim with the dolphins and float in the salt pools.  I went snorkeling at 9am at Snuba beach and was able to spend some time with this amazing octopus.  I witnessed it change colors and it was one of the most amazing trippiest sh#t I ever seen!

We made it to the Dead Sea right before sunset.  You can actually see the moon in the sky and for some reason the sky and the water was the same color so when I got inside of the water.  It looked like was was sitting in infinity.  Unbelievable…..so warm, so cold, so amazing.  Another TRIPPY experience.  I got out of the sea and didn’t need to dry off because the water beaded of my body like a fresh polished car.  My skin was oily and glowing.  I was itching on the ride back to Tel Aviv but it was worth it.

I performed a 40min set at the Dancing camel in Tel Aviv my last night in town it was Amazing.

That Maui Wowie, Hi in Hi

Not a lot blow my mind but sh#t was unbelievable. I received a message about doing a comedy festival in Maui. My manger told me that they was going to fly me out and put me up, etc etc….”WHAT, WHERE?!!”

I thought it was a joke because I never heard of the @MauiComedyFest before. Found out its was the first one that they were having. I heard that “even one day the sun shines on a dogs ass” this trip was that day!!!! Because it was real!!!

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Look at that view from the terrace, I remember looking out thinking, “I cant believe this sh#t, I got here from telling jokes? This is weird….amazing” The @SheratonMaui is dope because you have the Black Cliff nearby where I had a chance to swim with two of the biggest sea turtles Ive ever swam with!

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Sarong but all So Right. I wore this to the blessing. Blessings are traditional in Hawaiian protocol. The purpose of Blessing Ceremonies is to invite the goodness from the highest for Aloha, protection, peace, happiness and success. As well to say thank you to the highest!

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This was JUST embarrassing right here, f#ck you wind!! LOL..#Chickenlegs
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At this blessing we was 40 feet above over 1800 Hawaiian Ancestors and you can almost fill the spirits in the air OR it was weed smoke!
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Also @MauiRoadsters where nice enough to let us rent this Porsche 356! So………we had a Ferris Bueller Day Off Moment! Off we were, Me and @IamChrisPorter cruising the country side blasting Steely Dan!

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When we wasnt in the Roadster which was most of the time we where getting driven around by these @PlatinumMaui limos. Now these are the best seats Ive ever sat in before in my life…hold on, let me take my shirt off.

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The infamous Front Street at night!
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The Sheraton Pool looks and feels like heaven!!
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@SailTrilogy
in Maui took us out for a snorkel excursion. This excursion included breakfast and lunch with mimosas made from the Most natural juice ever.

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Im like a Black Aqua Man! Honestly I spent about 6 hours in the water! I ended up meditating out there thats how at home I felt under that water.

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But it was all underwater games, I still had a job to do so it was time to clock in for the night. These pics are from @Pi_808

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Thanks Universe, Maui Comedy Festival, The Laugh Button, The Syndicate, Thanks to All the vendors AND SPECIAL THANKS to the volunteers because they work their asses off!

And Finally Thanks Paul Chamberlain, Im glad we were able to experience each others DREAMS COME TRUE!

Angry Birds

Heard about these in the news but I never thought I will see these person.  Looks weird and apocalyptic. 2012 Is coming. The end is near.

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San Onofre Beach

Yesterday on my road trip to San Diego I was able to stop off at San Onofre Beach. It was very calm and uncrowded besides the two homeless chicks. Oh wait that’s comedian Jonae Thompson and her roommate. They rode with me. I always drive pass this place and wanted to stop by ant actually see the water. It was the most beautiful feelings I received in a while. The calm crashing sound of the waves and the warm feeling of the sun against my mocha brown face that felt like a familiar warm hug from GOD amongst the cool air. (Sound like one of those corny romance novels)…LOL. The silence of the sea was broken by a humming bird fluttering of its wings as it searched for food…LOL. I gave a quick shout out to Mother Earth and God and went on my lonesome way. I took the two homeless women with me in hopes I can trade them at the market for a bag of wheat and some cheese…LOL. Below is some of the beautiful that I saw. San Onofre from my “Point of View”

Valley Nights Tour

Fun week in Texas, first shout out to Valley Comedy Tour, Real Nice Records, and DeLeon Roars. They told me the first show was at Tammyu, which I thought was some Ghetto Chick’s house, but luckily its T.A.M.I.U. (Texas A&M International University). The show was moved from a conference room to the GYM. We get tho the GYM, its a volleyball game going on and the show was suppose to start immediately following the game. Now the game was suppose to last another 30min but the Lady Dust Devils got their ass whipped. So soon as the game ended everybody over 23 got up left, leaving a bunch of freshman. I get up and started performing, iced up and bandage female zombies started creeping out of the locker room and breaking down the volleyball net and stands while Im on stage.(Im sorry I mean, the court) All this chaos going on behind me, I wouldn’t be surprise if somebody would have walked in while I was performing and started shooting free-throws, then when I told him he was interrupted me, he said “Interrupting me…..nigga you’re telling jokes in a Gym, Im working on my free throws, because I have a better chance of making it than you at this point. Now keep those punchlines coming, keep your elbows in, and bend your knees.” Overall it was a good show and great experience.

McAllen TX what great as usual. Great Accommodations, Beautiful people and Great Venue. They had my name on the Marquee. This is one of the first cities that had my name on a marquee this size. I am grateful for this because I fell like I accomplishing something. I will never forget this place. Live On Cine Del Ray.

Now this Marquee on the other hand, humbles the shit out of you. Bring yo back to reality so to speak. I don’t even have to describe how this show went do I…..”FABULOUS” it was in a Mexican owned IRISH PUB. I never imagined no shit like that before. They had quesadillas with potatoes in it. The food was great also.

Here s a couple driving down the street….
“Who’s performing?”
“I don’t know, but I want a beer all of a sudden.”
“Fuck comedy, lets get drunk and talk about this recession.”

My favorite part of TX is this place….San Padre or South Padre (Island, Gulf of Mexico)

It has a Miami feel to it. Im at an fine outside dining establishment and I saw a couple walking on the beach with masked on. WTF, I find out that its red tide. Immediately I started coughing and and spiting. Everybody was coughing and eating their shrimp, coughing and eating their fish, and coughing and drinking the Mondavi Sauvignon Blanc with straws. It was a beautiful day though.

I decided to do some exploring, there is a lot of beach property to go around on this island, but I want it to myself. Sorry.