A Toyota Camry on My Wrist

Breitling with the the Rosetta Stones in it, How do I say “My wrist is Frozen” in French!!! THIS IS NOT MINE so don’t try to rob me. LOL.

A guy was looking at it so I tried it on so he can see how it look on someone…..

Jeweler: “Conflict Free Diamonds….”
Customer: ” How Much?”
Jeweler: “$ ##,###”
Me: “How much for one with Blood Diamonds in it?”
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“It was the Winter, it was Cold” – Montana

I went back to the Big Sky to do some shows for Winter Comedy Social 2013. Special Thanks to Lukas Seely and Wayne Wilcox for the hospitality. If you are a performer, I recommend you work with these guys!

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Big Ass Icicles!!!!
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I don’t know what’s whiter, the snow or the passengers on the flight to Montana
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4:45 AM
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Even the News Anchor is like “F#ck this Sh#t!!”
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Thank GOD for remote start!!!!
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Basking in the Snow
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I try to tell them but these n#ggas ain’t hearing me, Mossberg Pump, I ride shot gun literally.
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Seem like the whole city go against me, Everytime I’m in the street I hear. YAWK! YAWK! YAWK! YAWK!
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This zombie has a great workout plan, to bad it it didn’t work out……is this thing on?
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