This is some cool shit!!!!
I’m always looking for new gadgets to buy with my millions. I wonder what the stereo system is like….Imagine a pimp pulling up in this, and hop out with a fur coat on, “Wheres my money bitch?”
Metaphors Trapped Behind Bars
This is one of my favorite freestyles to date. Its Jay Z of course, free-styling off of Joe Budden’s “PUMP IT UP” instrumental.
My favorite line of the whole song is
“whos the nicest,
like polite less,
on these mic devices
and I dont write this “
Read this and look at the metaphors trapped behind these bars. The song is at the end.
gimme that beat fool, its a full time jack move
dont worry skano ill give it back soon
just havin a little fun, wassup my nigga?
S dot collection
black album comin soon
just gonna vent a little bit
have a little fun with it
yes yes
Aint nobody dumping on Hov
you aint in sanitation or sanitarium
what are you crazy Jay-z will bury em
I’ll get you drug out the club they have to carry em
Go head bug out I raid, niggas scared of him
worry I’m not, the Mike Jordan
of the mic recording
its Hovi baby you Kobe maybe, Tracy McGrady
matter fact you Harold Miner, JR Rider
washed up on marijuana
even worse you a Pervis Ellis
you worthless fella
you aint no athlete you Shawn Bradley
I aint talking to nobody in particular
my flow is just vehicular, homicide when Im kicking up dust
anybody in my path
is a car crash waiting to happen, nigga what?
I got my foot on the door
on the post of this rap game and I aint letting up, yep
Whos the nicest,like polite less,on these mic devices
and I dont write this
I just might this,i will it to happen
one take hove I’m real in this rapping
My new name is just the facts
while the rest of yall just adjust the facts
put words together, just to match
I say what I feel, yall adjust to that
I do the opposite of yall so I just attract
the realer audience, usually unjustly black
know my flow and the shit they go through just match
like the sound of my voice and a Choice Just track
I just tackle the subject the flack of the public is nothing
I know real niggas happen to love it
if you don’t like it, look in the mirror
most likely you aint live it, so you don’t get it
you aint did it, so you cant vision
the picture I’m painting aint vivid
the language I’m spitting is so foreign to ya
see was starving will do to ya
growing up hard in a little apartment will do to ya
I’m just talking to ya
I’m just talking through ya
Take a listen to tha real thing. Its bad to have a summer hit aimed at you..
Miracle Whips
Cars that I spotted on the Road
If its one thing I love about L.A. its the cars that I see on the road. During any time driving you can run up on some the best sports cars that you can imagine. One in particular that I like that people might not know about is the Nissan GT-R. Originally the Skylines could only be purchased overseas and not imported in the U.S. of A because it doesn’t comply with the FMVSS regulations. But last year Nissan made a version for the United States and I had a chance to view one and catch it in action on the road shown below.
Acceleration (0-60 mph): 3.3 sec. Base Number of Cylinders: 6
Base Engine Size: 3.8 liters Base Engine Type: V6
Horsepower: 480 hp Max Horsepower: 6400 rpm
Torque: 430 ft-lbs. Max Torque: 3200 rpm
Drive Type: AWD
COST: $70,000 Safty features…..WHO CARES…pedestrians better move off the street when I get behind the wheel of this.
Valley Nights Tour
Fun week in Texas, first shout out to Valley Comedy Tour, Real Nice Records, and DeLeon Roars. They told me the first show was at Tammyu, which I thought was some Ghetto Chick’s house, but luckily its T.A.M.I.U. (Texas A&M International University). The show was moved from a conference room to the GYM. We get tho the GYM, its a volleyball game going on and the show was suppose to start immediately following the game. Now the game was suppose to last another 30min but the Lady Dust Devils got their ass whipped. So soon as the game ended everybody over 23 got up left, leaving a bunch of freshman. I get up and started performing, iced up and bandage female zombies started creeping out of the locker room and breaking down the volleyball net and stands while Im on stage.(Im sorry I mean, the court) All this chaos going on behind me, I wouldn’t be surprise if somebody would have walked in while I was performing and started shooting free-throws, then when I told him he was interrupted me, he said “Interrupting me…..nigga you’re telling jokes in a Gym, Im working on my free throws, because I have a better chance of making it than you at this point. Now keep those punchlines coming, keep your elbows in, and bend your knees.” Overall it was a good show and great experience.
McAllen TX what great as usual. Great Accommodations, Beautiful people and Great Venue. They had my name on the Marquee. This is one of the first cities that had my name on a marquee this size. I am grateful for this because I fell like I accomplishing something. I will never forget this place. Live On Cine Del Ray.
Now this Marquee on the other hand, humbles the shit out of you. Bring yo back to reality so to speak. I don’t even have to describe how this show went do I…..”FABULOUS” it was in a Mexican owned IRISH PUB. I never imagined no shit like that before. They had quesadillas with potatoes in it. The food was great also.
Here s a couple driving down the street….
“Who’s performing?”
“I don’t know, but I want a beer all of a sudden.”
“Fuck comedy, lets get drunk and talk about this recession.”
My favorite part of TX is this place….San Padre or South Padre (Island, Gulf of Mexico)
It has a Miami feel to it. Im at an fine outside dining establishment and I saw a couple walking on the beach with masked on. WTF, I find out that its red tide. Immediately I started coughing and and spiting. Everybody was coughing and eating their shrimp, coughing and eating their fish, and coughing and drinking the Mondavi Sauvignon Blanc with straws. It was a beautiful day though.
I decided to do some exploring, there is a lot of beach property to go around on this island, but I want it to myself. Sorry.
Byron Bowers Live 