That Maui Wowie, Hi in Hi

Not a lot blow my mind but sh#t was unbelievable. I received a message about doing a comedy festival in Maui. My manger told me that they was going to fly me out and put me up, etc etc….”WHAT, WHERE?!!”

I thought it was a joke because I never heard of the @MauiComedyFest before. Found out its was the first one that they were having. I heard that “even one day the sun shines on a dogs ass” this trip was that day!!!! Because it was real!!!

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Look at that view from the terrace, I remember looking out thinking, “I cant believe this sh#t, I got here from telling jokes? This is weird….amazing” The @SheratonMaui is dope because you have the Black Cliff nearby where I had a chance to swim with two of the biggest sea turtles Ive ever swam with!

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Sarong but all So Right. I wore this to the blessing. Blessings are traditional in Hawaiian protocol. The purpose of Blessing Ceremonies is to invite the goodness from the highest for Aloha, protection, peace, happiness and success. As well to say thank you to the highest!

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This was JUST embarrassing right here, f#ck you wind!! LOL..#Chickenlegs
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At this blessing we was 40 feet above over 1800 Hawaiian Ancestors and you can almost fill the spirits in the air OR it was weed smoke!
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Also @MauiRoadsters where nice enough to let us rent this Porsche 356! So………we had a Ferris Bueller Day Off Moment! Off we were, Me and @IamChrisPorter cruising the country side blasting Steely Dan!

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When we wasnt in the Roadster which was most of the time we where getting driven around by these @PlatinumMaui limos. Now these are the best seats Ive ever sat in before in my life…hold on, let me take my shirt off.

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The infamous Front Street at night!
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The Sheraton Pool looks and feels like heaven!!
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@SailTrilogy
in Maui took us out for a snorkel excursion. This excursion included breakfast and lunch with mimosas made from the Most natural juice ever.

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Im like a Black Aqua Man! Honestly I spent about 6 hours in the water! I ended up meditating out there thats how at home I felt under that water.

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But it was all underwater games, I still had a job to do so it was time to clock in for the night. These pics are from @Pi_808

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Thanks Universe, Maui Comedy Festival, The Laugh Button, The Syndicate, Thanks to All the vendors AND SPECIAL THANKS to the volunteers because they work their asses off!

And Finally Thanks Paul Chamberlain, Im glad we were able to experience each others DREAMS COME TRUE!

“It was the Winter, it was Cold” – Montana

I went back to the Big Sky to do some shows for Winter Comedy Social 2013. Special Thanks to Lukas Seely and Wayne Wilcox for the hospitality. If you are a performer, I recommend you work with these guys!

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Big Ass Icicles!!!!
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I don’t know what’s whiter, the snow or the passengers on the flight to Montana
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4:45 AM
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Even the News Anchor is like “F#ck this Sh#t!!”
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Thank GOD for remote start!!!!
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Basking in the Snow
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I try to tell them but these n#ggas ain’t hearing me, Mossberg Pump, I ride shot gun literally.
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Seem like the whole city go against me, Everytime I’m in the street I hear. YAWK! YAWK! YAWK! YAWK!
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This zombie has a great workout plan, to bad it it didn’t work out……is this thing on?
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“Lord Knows”

One thing I love about doing comedy at the Comedy Store LaJolla is that we get to stay at the condo in Pacific Beach. I needed it too because it was cold and rainy in Los Angeles, which for us is 50 degrees F.LOL

The views remind me of that Rick Ross verse
“I fell in love with the pen, started f#cking the ink
The hustle’s an art, I painted what I would think
Still allergic to broke, prescription straight to the paper
Destined for greatness, but got a place in Jamaica
Villa on the water with the wonderful views
Only fat nigga in the sauna with Jews
Went and got a yacht, I’m talkin’ Carnival cruise
And these n#ggas talking like hoes, they mad they not in my shoes” – Lord Knows

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