Watch This

These are some watches that are hot. I plann on geting at least one of these or four fake ones.

We all heard of Breitling by Bentley Motors, if not youre not a Byron Bowers fan. Very good watch company.

All the new watches are going toward this style. Im fan of the sleek design and lines of this timepiece.

I like the rugged style of this watch. Most importantly it is a skeleton watch.(Meaning you can see the inner workings). Im a big fan of Automatic (Kinetic) watches and if I have my choice these will be the watches I get from now on.

I am a big fan of this watch, this is the next one I want because the boldness of this watch. I first saw this watch in Hawaii and it made an impression on me. You better get it before me.

The Hook Up-Gone Wrong

You ever been in the airport so long the music starts over. They have played every song from the godfather trilogy and the whole score to star wars
What started as a 3 hour flight has turned to me being in the airport for a total of 18 hours. Let me start at the beginning. I was looking for a last minute ticket to Brownsville Texas for the valley night’s tour. When a friend of mine says that a friend of hers claims that a friend of his can get me a ticket. (LOL as I type this shit).
Me, “YOU Sure?”
Her,“Yeah he flys all the time”
Me, “It aint no bullshit stanby?”
Her, “Nope”
Me, Its Legit?
Already too many questions.
Her, “Yeah just give him the itinerary and and $118 dollars two days before your trip and you can fly anywhere in the world.”
Me, “Get the fuck out of here.”
Her, “Nope he in Sloupsko-Sosuvske RIGHT NOW.”
Me, “for $118” like I know where Slapso-Sosuckme is. That shit could be downtown.
So I forward here the itinerary 10 days before the flight and word got back to get him the money Saturday. Two days before the flight. A week and a day go by and I send a text to dropped the money off. Because I heard nothing of a confirmation number or nothing with two days left before the flight. I get a text back to take the money to Wells Fargo and they would send me the account number when I get in the bank. Make sure you know people real name before u do business with them. Because I get in the bank and I received the account number and the name Ahmed Abdul-Ahad Akbar. I panick. I text back “These niggas gone lock me up for putting money in this account. For funding terrorist, this is for a plane ticket too.” I build up the courage to put the money in the account and every time I look up the Sheriff kept starring at me.”You ever stole something before and every time you look up, somebody is looking at you with that “Im about to tell face.” So anyway, that was done.
Fast forward, Sunday no confirmation number. I got my rides set up to and from the airport. I get to the airport Monday at 6am. No confirmation number.
7:31 am txt msg. “I am @ LAX for an hour need nfo please”
7:32 am ”waiting on ****** we talk an hour ago they said they almost done” (ITINERARY) Note
9:49 am “Fwd: I’m still tryin to get Byron out…tel him be patient wit me please”
12:10 pm “Is it still a go, I’m hungry. If not I need my cake back so I can find other means. ASAP. I sent my schedule 10 days ago.”
12:23 pm “she is working on it now…waiting on space to open up. Just got off the phone with ******”
12:29 pm “ If she waiting on standby, she is wasting everybody’s time. They wont let me into the food section and once I leave the airport. Its over. I talk to *** and he might canceled me.
2:32 pm I can put you on a flight at 7…….
WTF…Ive been in the airport all day and its some Asian lady beside me breast feeding and her baby is giving me that “stop looking at my momma titty look.” And why aren’t there any Americans working at American Airlines. And did I mention the man with this lady’s outfit on.

They sent me to United Airlines which is in the back of LAX. Its so far in the back of the air port it doesn’t feel like you in L.A. I thought I was at Denver. Then I board what looks like a corvette with wings, this plane is so small. It had bunk seats. They made me check my bags cause they said my nuts were carry ons. I’m in an aisle seat and my elbow is hitting the lady titty across the aisle. Matter of fact isn’t united the plane that was hijack. Wtf were they thinking. This shit too little to hijack. I shit break can bring this bitch down.
I get on the plane the flight attendant has a speech impediment. She cant pronounce the Captain name or give the in flight instructions. Im thinking this plane aint gone make it. So I started sending out a “flight 93”text. During the whole flight it sounds like somebodys window is cracked. After 20 minutes the fear put me to sleep and I finally got to Texas at 10:30 pm…Did I mention I’m 5 hours away from my destination city without a rental car. Its 12:30 here and everything’s is close.

I will NEVER get the hook up on airline tickets……

Narcissistic Wit It

Some people worry what the future look like. I say you’re looking at hi”m. I AM

“I AM” is such a powerful statement because it make the pretense now. There is no “I will,” that’s not having what you want. “I AM” subliminally lets others know that you have it already. You live and breathe it.

Sometimes we need to take time out to reflect to build our own self-confidence and self love. Replenish our spirit that’s with-in us all. We are all powerful and unique. Some just have taken the time to bring it out of themselves. Think of all the good things you have accomplished and ways you have helped people. Be thankful….

A True Fan

THIS HAPPENS WHEN YOU START MOVING UP IN THE GAME.

Its rare that someone asks you to sign their breast but when they do some questions come to mind.

1.What if Master catches us?.
2.What to write….Property of Byron Bowers….ByronBowersLive.com……Sign my name

So I just signed my name and wrote a tweet on her teet. What am I doing right now twitter? Becoming the Greatest Comedian in the WORLD. And made it long enough to reach the top of the areola.ByronBowersLive

Thanks Kimbalibra

“And I Quote”

“Before success comes in any man’s life, he’s sure to meet with much temporary defeat and, perhaps some failures. When defeat overtakes a man, the easiest and the most logical thing to do is to quit. That’s exactly what the majority of men do.” Napoleon Hill

This is exactly how the first 24yrs of my life was. I was quitter and I didn’t realize it until I finished something. It was college, that was the hardest thing I ever completed to date. Grammar and high school was easy to me I did not have to go to class or study. Those bad habits carried on to the next level, which made it very difficult for me. Its funny how that works because nothing became constant in my life until that was over. I was the first from my family to ever finish education on that level before. It took 7 years, on and off. Honestly I showed up to college unaware and not many people at the time around me I could go to for help because they never been in that type of system before. Sticking to a task to the end gives you an unimaginable sense of swag, confidence in your self, and faith out of this world. What are some things you have quit before?

Famous Falls that I like

First, this is for all my GANGSTA’S out there with treadmills, make sure they are turned off before you try to C Walk on that shit. LOL..the flip flops got the fuck on. Then he tried to play it off and fell back on the machine and did a roll tuck. LOL

My Favorite Car

As you all know or may not, the Porsche is my favorite car, and yes I have driven a couple. The design and style is not too much. I love the curves on this whip because, they remind me of the curves on a woman. This car is sexy and I got my eyes on this one for sure. Some of you would opt for a FERRARI but watch what happens when a Ferrari meets a 996 GT2 on the streets. Ha. Whats you dream car?