A Time to Remember

Look at this beauty. If you follow my blog you know its a couple of things that I like, Cars and Watches. So I love when a car maker manufactures a watch. Check this out, this is some Byron Bowers shit. BRM V12-T-44 Abarth Chronograph

The timepiece is crafted by none other than Bernard Richards Manufacturer, a watchmaking genius already known in motor racing circles for their inspiration from automobiles. To top the racing-themed design of the stock V12-T-44 chronograph, BRM has further differentiated the Abarth special edition. Only 49 examples will be made available exclusively from BRM’s website, making this timepiece considerably more exclusive than the cars its made to accompany. Lets go out and get one, its only $7,300 but we can talk them down if we buy more than one.


Rare Beauty

First off there is only 80 of these in the United States and I caught one on sunset near the comedy store. Oh yeah and she is more sexy in person. Do you know her name? She’s the Alfa Romeo 8C Competizione.

She Italian for those of you who dont know her history. This masterpiece is a Frankenstein of different Italian car manufacturers, the engine is from Maserati. It is 4.7 liters and makes 450 horsepower at 7,000 rpm, and 347 lb-ft of torque at 4,750 rpm, with a 7,500 rpm redline. The Ferrari-built motivator will be placed behind the front axle for a low center of gravity and ideal 50/50 weight distribution. The car has a carbon-fiber and the underbody was shaped in the wind-tunnel to reduce lift at the high speeds the car will no doubt be able to achieve without so much as breaking a sweat. Competizione shares her name with the Alfa Romeo 8C 2009 from 1934, which dominated the 1000 Miglia race in 1935-1938 and 1947. It was powered by an inline-8 engine. Very sexy car indeed in my opinion and its something different on these LA streets besides the same Lambo or Ferrari that we all see. Oh yeah and this car has the Italian sound to her. Its on the high pitch side.

Price $240,000 (est)
Engine 4.7 liter
Torque 352 lb ft/DOHC 32-valve V-8
Horsepower 450 bhp
Transmission Six-speed manual paddle shift
Curb weight 3278 lbs
0-62 mph 4.2 sec

Beauty Secrets

“The Secret to Having Young and Healthy Skin is to be Young and Healthy.” Byron Bowers
“Love the Skin You in.” Thats what my penis told me while I while banging an Old Lady with a Lambskin Condom On.

Exotic Dancer

I seen this car on the streets of LA strolling down Hollywood and Highland. Can anybody identify the curves on this beauty?

The Pantera was a sports car produced by the De Tomaso car company of Italy from 1971 to 1991, the last one delivered to a customer in 1992. The word “Pantera” is Italian for “Panther”. The car was designed by Tom Tjaarda and replaced the De Tomaso Mangusta. Unlike the Mangusta, which employed a steel backbone chassis, the Pantera was a steel monocoque design, the first instance of De Tomaso using this construction technique. The first 1971 Panteras were powered by a Ford 351 in3 (5.8 L) V8 which produced 330 hp

0-60mph: 5.2secs
Top speed: 146mph
Power: 350bhp
Torque: 330lb/ft
MPG: 18mpg

Here is a picture of me taking mine for a spin. NEVER MINE THE KARATE SHOES AND WHITE SKIN, IT WAS COLD OUTSIDE SO I WAS ASHY…LOL…

San Onofre Beach

Yesterday on my road trip to San Diego I was able to stop off at San Onofre Beach. It was very calm and uncrowded besides the two homeless chicks. Oh wait that’s comedian Jonae Thompson and her roommate. They rode with me. I always drive pass this place and wanted to stop by ant actually see the water. It was the most beautiful feelings I received in a while. The calm crashing sound of the waves and the warm feeling of the sun against my mocha brown face that felt like a familiar warm hug from GOD amongst the cool air. (Sound like one of those corny romance novels)…LOL. The silence of the sea was broken by a humming bird fluttering of its wings as it searched for food…LOL. I gave a quick shout out to Mother Earth and God and went on my lonesome way. I took the two homeless women with me in hopes I can trade them at the market for a bag of wheat and some cheese…LOL. Below is some of the beautiful that I saw. San Onofre from my “Point of View”

My Popular Mechanics

Look at this beautiful headshot, looks like a model right, WRONG..This is HRP-4C A.K.A. love me long time. Standing at just over 5-feet tall and the wieght of a supermodel on cocaine, she was developed by Japan’s National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology. The funny thing is I got accepted into this school because they need black students but decided to stay state side because the Japanese flag looks like period panties. The asian persuasin features 30 motors spread throughout its body with an additional eight motors in its face for expressing general boredom and disgust. This is the first robot with the “NIGGA PLEASE” Look. LOL so life like.. The first picture is when you tell her you have the biggest penis she ever seen, and the second picture is when you show her you have the biggest penis she ever seen…LOL cause she never seen one before..

Its main purpose is entertainment and to attract crowds much like its fleshy counterparts — so don’t expect home cooked meals and laundry service should you take the $200,000 and doesnt cook, clean or do of sexual favors. Unfortunately, HRP-4C didn’t function as planned opening day. Reports say that the robot, “kept looking surprised, opening its mouth and eyes in a stunned expression, like it saw its first Def Jam episode….

Here is a video of what it does which is basically the electric slide. I dont think its a good buy for $200,000, when yo can buy an REAL asian woman for a 80 bucks.