Beauty Secrets

“The Secret to Having Young and Healthy Skin is to be Young and Healthy.” Byron Bowers
“Love the Skin You in.” Thats what my penis told me while I while banging an Old Lady with a Lambskin Condom On.

Exotic Dancer

I seen this car on the streets of LA strolling down Hollywood and Highland. Can anybody identify the curves on this beauty?

Its a MOTHERF#CKING PANTERA B#TCH.
The Pantera was a sports car produced by the De Tomaso car company of Italy from 1971 to 1991, the last one delivered to a customer in 1992. The word “Pantera” is Italian for “Panther”. The car was designed by Tom Tjaarda and replaced the De Tomaso Mangusta. Unlike the Mangusta, which employed a steel backbone chassis, the Pantera was a steel monocoque design, the first instance of De Tomaso using this construction technique. The first 1971 Panteras were powered by a Ford 351 in3 (5.8 L) V8 which produced 330 hp

Performance
0-60mph: 5.2secs
Top speed: 146mph
Power: 350bhp
Torque: 330lb/ft
MPG: 18mpg

Here is a picture of me taking mine for a spin. NEVER MINE THE KARATE SHOES AND WHITE SKIN, IT WAS COLD OUTSIDE SO I WAS ASHY…LOL…

San Onofre Beach

Yesterday on my road trip to San Diego I was able to stop off at San Onofre Beach. It was very calm and uncrowded besides the two homeless chicks. Oh wait that’s comedian Jonae Thompson and her roommate. They rode with me. I always drive pass this place and wanted to stop by ant actually see the water. It was the most beautiful feelings I received in a while. The calm crashing sound of the waves and the warm feeling of the sun against my mocha brown face that felt like a familiar warm hug from GOD amongst the cool air. (Sound like one of those corny romance novels)…LOL. The silence of the sea was broken by a humming bird fluttering of its wings as it searched for food…LOL. I gave a quick shout out to Mother Earth and God and went on my lonesome way. I took the two homeless women with me in hopes I can trade them at the market for a bag of wheat and some cheese…LOL. Below is some of the beautiful that I saw. San Onofre from my “Point of View”

My Popular Mechanics

Look at this beautiful headshot, looks like a model right, WRONG..This is HRP-4C A.K.A. love me long time. Standing at just over 5-feet tall and the wieght of a supermodel on cocaine, she was developed by Japan’s National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology. The funny thing is I got accepted into this school because they need black students but decided to stay state side because the Japanese flag looks like period panties. The asian persuasin features 30 motors spread throughout its body with an additional eight motors in its face for expressing general boredom and disgust. This is the first robot with the “NIGGA PLEASE” Look. LOL so life like.. The first picture is when you tell her you have the biggest penis she ever seen, and the second picture is when you show her you have the biggest penis she ever seen…LOL cause she never seen one before..

Its main purpose is entertainment and to attract crowds much like its fleshy counterparts — so don’t expect home cooked meals and laundry service should you take the $200,000 and doesnt cook, clean or do of sexual favors. Unfortunately, HRP-4C didn’t function as planned opening day. Reports say that the robot, “kept looking surprised, opening its mouth and eyes in a stunned expression, like it saw its first Def Jam episode….

Here is a video of what it does which is basically the electric slide. I dont think its a good buy for $200,000, when yo can buy an REAL asian woman for a 80 bucks.

Metaphors Trapped Behind Bars

This is one of my favorite freestyles to date. Its Jay Z of course, free-styling off of Joe Budden’s “PUMP IT UP” instrumental.
My favorite line of the whole song is
“whos the nicest,
like polite less,
on these mic devices
and I dont write this “

Read this and look at the metaphors trapped behind these bars. The song is at the end.

gimme that beat fool, its a full time jack move
dont worry skano ill give it back soon
just havin a little fun, wassup my nigga?
S dot collection
black album comin soon
just gonna vent a little bit
have a little fun with it
yes yes

Aint nobody dumping on Hov
you aint in sanitation or sanitarium
what are you crazy Jay-z will bury em
I’ll get you drug out the club they have to carry em
Go head bug out I raid, niggas scared of him
worry I’m not, the Mike Jordan
of the mic recording
its Hovi baby you Kobe maybe, Tracy McGrady
matter fact you Harold Miner, JR Rider
washed up on marijuana
even worse you a Pervis Ellis
you worthless fella
you aint no athlete you Shawn Bradley
I aint talking to nobody in particular
my flow is just vehicular, homicide when Im kicking up dust
anybody in my path
is a car crash waiting to happen, nigga what?
I got my foot on the door
on the post of this rap game and I aint letting up, yep
Whos the nicest,like polite less,on these mic devices
and I dont write this
I just might this,i will it to happen
one take hove I’m real in this rapping
My new name is just the facts
while the rest of yall just adjust the facts
put words together, just to match
I say what I feel, yall adjust to that
I do the opposite of yall so I just attract
the realer audience, usually unjustly black
know my flow and the shit they go through just match
like the sound of my voice and a Choice Just track
I just tackle the subject the flack of the public is nothing
I know real niggas happen to love it
if you don’t like it, look in the mirror
most likely you aint live it, so you don’t get it
you aint did it, so you cant vision
the picture I’m painting aint vivid
the language I’m spitting is so foreign to ya
see was starving will do to ya
growing up hard in a little apartment will do to ya
I’m just talking to ya
I’m just talking through ya

Take a listen to tha real thing. Its bad to have a summer hit aimed at you..

Miracle Whips

Cars that I spotted on the Road

If its one thing I love about L.A. its the cars that I see on the road. During any time driving you can run up on some the best sports cars that you can imagine. One in particular that I like that people might not know about is the Nissan GT-R. Originally the Skylines could only be purchased overseas and not imported in the U.S. of A because it doesn’t comply with the FMVSS regulations. But last year Nissan made a version for the United States and I had a chance to view one and catch it in action on the road shown below.

Acceleration (0-60 mph): 3.3 sec. Base Number of Cylinders: 6
Base Engine Size: 3.8 liters Base Engine Type: V6
Horsepower: 480 hp Max Horsepower: 6400 rpm
Torque: 430 ft-lbs. Max Torque: 3200 rpm
Drive Type: AWD
COST: $70,000 Safty features…..WHO CARES…pedestrians better move off the street when I get behind the wheel of this.